Thursday, November 14, 2024

What's Going On In Bonkers Britain?

 

Via Jules


Don't get me wrong, I love the Sceptered Isle, it's a great place but things seem to be getting pretty nutty in the UK right about now. I mean, really.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justsin Welby has resigned because he was found out covering up egregious pedo sex crimes. Oops, how many more mitred heads will roll and who will replace these establishment lib malfeasants? Good question. Then there's the laughable floppy haired Old Etonian BoJo threatening to send what's left of UKLF to Ukraine. Excuse me?




Not to be outdone, Two-Tier Kier's Labour Government has declared war on the country's farmers with a new inheritance tax that'll wipe out family farms. Own 200 acres and want to pass that on to your kids? Sure, go right ahead if your estate can soak up a 40% tax hit; sorry, kulaks, you've got to go, Net Zero ain't cheap. Word to the wise, the UK produces something like 1% of the world's carbon emissions, nobody cares.

On topic, Two-Tier waxed lyrical at COP 29 in Azerbaijan the other day, pledging the UK to 81% less CO2 emissions by the 2035. Guess what, Brit punters, that means you're gonna have to eat less meat and dairy because that produces methane which will destroy fragile Planet Gaia. Now maybe you're beginning to see where the war on farmers comes in. But that's not all.



Some of you may remember a Rwandan Moslem who wasn't a Moslem but then became a Moslem again and went knife jihad on a kiddy party a month or so ago in Northern England, prompting wholesale looting of Greggs sausage rolls, general mayhem and a Government crackdown on HATE. Yes, online HATE.

It's a real issue, all these people posting mean things on the internet, against Moslems, an apparently open border, and all of that. So, determined to put a stop to HATE, if not stabbings, Tier's Stasi have raided 100s of homes over the last week alone, to interview enemies of the State  perpetrators of HATE for Non Criminal Hate Crimes. One of them was a Telegraph journalist who made the serious error of posting a mean tweet a year ago. Less of your lip, missy.




There's way more but suffice to say, it's a generally bad idea to mess with farmers. It's like, you know, they grow all your food and stuff, and now they're threatening to go on strike and block the ports and roads because they don't want to be put out of business in favor of solar panels, windmills and industrial Ag. 

You'd think, dear readers, all two of you, that the UK was a lesser mirror of the corrupt malfeasance and shenanigans we've had to put up with in the States for far, far too long. I pray it's put right.

Salve,

LSP

12 comments:

LL said...

You can go to prison in Old Blighty for saying that.

Beans said...

So when will the knightly orders rise up with sword and shield and smite the paynim and poofters?

Oh, that's right, most of the paynim and poofters are in the knightly orders. Which are no longer militant orders.

Will there be a functioning Christian UK in 10 years? Is the UK a functioning Christian country now? Sadly, the answers seem to both be... No.

Julie Culshaw said...

I presume you know about Tommy Robinson, the citizen journalist who has just been jailed for producing a documentary on the problem of Islam in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0z7rVP2glk

Anonymous said...

Will there even be a "UK" in 10 years? Will St Pauls become a mosque soon?

Mike_C said...

Bad Muslims are the symptom, not the cause. A prudent person would stop here. Because going further might lead to Noticing.

Obvs I’m not a prudent person. De-kulakization? Sounds oddly familiar, but I just can’t connect the dots for some reason. Just can NOT.

PS: Hey, Starmer! You can do their dirty work, you useful tool (“tool”). But you will never be truly accepted as one of them. Just so you’re clear on that. (And y’all thought the “self-licking ice cream cone” was a sad state of affairs? I present your with Sir Keir, the self-buggering butt plug.)

Dad of Six said...

I hope the UK farmers go all Dutch on the government.

So if I'm reading this correctly in Wikipedia, HRH Charles III will nominate the next AOC upon the advice of PM Two Tier and a committee. What could possible go wrong?

LSP said...

That's a very good poit, LL. Maybe the Brits are beginning to wake up to their new Rainbow Stasi reality?

LSP said...

Beans, right with you on Knightly Orders, yes please.

Christianity in the UK? Seems like they've got to go through some kind of purge. Not untrue here, imo.

LSP said...

Anon, I think there will be. Mustn't underestimate that crew. When the pendulum swings back it'll be a ferocious swing. Of course it has to swing first.

LSP said...

I do, Julie, yet more outrageous lawfare by the Left.

LSP said...

"Hey, Starmer! You can do their dirty work, you useful tool (“tool”). But you will never be truly accepted as one of them."

Mike, I'd say you're right on point.

LSP said...

Me too, DOS.

The replacement will probably be worse than the original. Hope I'm wrong but doubt it, the Bench of Bishops is packed with estab libs, and has been for ages.