Look, don't scorn me, I know it's a Tuesday but it's never too late for Melania Mondays! That's why we're bringing you the latest in the life of America's popular and glamorous Presidential Consort. So what's Melania been up to? Only looking awesome for her official portrait.
What does the picture say about America's attractive First Lady? That she looks good, very good, and is in power unlike, say, Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama.
Art philosophers have been quick to point out the abstract nature of her portrait's background. This is telling. Melania rises above the ill-defined blur of the political swamp, unlike her rivals, who lost and lost hard.
Keen-eyed pundits have also noted the First Lady is wearing the important Koh-i-Noor diamond, and what can we say? If the stone fits, wear it.
A Typical Millionaire Socialist
Sorry, Alyssa Milano et al, you've been upstaged for the jealous, hypocritical, canting, rude, vindictive, venal millionaire socialists, you are.
Well done, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.
MAGA,
LSP
9 comments:
You know that Donald didn't give her a big cubic zirconium.
MAGA.
Just look at the size of that rock on Melania's finger. Let's just pray to The Good Lord that it doesn't fall off her hand and kill somebody.
She also has lovely hands. Perfect to wear that rock.
She should have a different coloured one for every day of the week; Donald can afford it.
I think it's real, LL.
That's interesting, Fredd. Say, for example, Melania was looking out over Manhattan from a balcony and Hillary was walking past, down below. And the ring somehow got loose. Maybe there's a guide by wire mechanism in the ring...
I think she's busy being MAGA, Adrienne.
Jules, it's an enormous great diamond.
She sure is a classy lady!
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