Belinda, formerly Bruce, Jenner has announced her/his intention to withdraw from the race to become Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church.
Jenner looked set to become the world's first ever openly trans bishop, but after disclosing that she/he was a Christian and a Republician, the famous athlete took its name out of the running for the tiny denomination's top job.
"Belinda was a famous athlete, who is now trans, and we welcome that," stated one cathedral canon, "But being a Christian Republican obviously disqualifies her from the position."
So who will be the next PB?
In the meanwhile, the Episcopal Church is as trans as planet Nibiru's orbit is long.
God bless,
LSP
4 comments:
I'm sure that the requirements of administration were simply too much for Belinda. Now she is out of the politics of race (to become bishop), she can devote herself to spending the Kardashian billions in her dotage.
Reverend, you certainly have some serious doubts about the legitimacy of the Episcopal Church. Your views are much aligned with those of Barack Obama.
Of course, Barry has these views about all Christian congregations, not just Episcopalians.
What I like about Belinda is how sane it looks, LL.
Do you remember how Henry VIII was ironically entitled Defender of the Faith, Fredd?
Barry should have a title too, Oppressor of the Faith.
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