Lone Star Parson

  Zeros Surely not Joe Biden, because he got more votes than any other presidential candidate in history. He didn't even have to campaig...

  Did you watch last night's presidential debate? If so, you may have noticed the Grim Creeper's uncanny resemblance to Urfa Man. It...

So what's the score? Governor Ralph "Minstrel" Northam's declared a " state of emergency " and banned gun...

I was, like, sleeping, when I heard this noise under my bed. OMG. A White Supremacist! Then I looked out the window and there's thi...