Lone Star Parson

  Cooking with LSP? you say in that credulity mixed with scorn voice. But not so fast, punters, it can be done. First up, buy some 80/20 gr...

Here at Dallas HQ we have smoke. And mirrors. And hamburgers. It's not hard, make up some 80/20 patties, apply salt and pepper, and plac...

Birds sing, exotic ducks roost on top of Eduardo's roof and all's well in LSPland, in that balmy springlike way we so love. Alleluia...

  So how exactly do you cook with LSP? You mutter skeptically. But not so fast, here's how. Go out and shoot a deer or get someone else ...

  I know, man shall not live on bread alone . That in mind, we notoriously have bodies which need to be fed and the aerogel rubbish which pa...

  So here we are, on a cheery Tuesday evening in CONUS or more precisely, North Central Texas (NCT). And what's going on? Vultures were ...

  "Cooking with LSP!" you exclaim ferociously from your bay window at Boodles, "That old trick?!?" But not so fast, it c...

Typical Cooking Kukri Ah yes, cooking with LSP, that t ired old trope . Tired! No, this is a recipe that's ever old and ever new, equal...

  Cooking with LSP? That's not only stupid, it's dangerous, and what's that, a vegetable? Yes readers, a vegetable, asparagus, ...

  While everyone's cleaning weapons, loading mags and running blockades into California, I took time off to fire up the grill. That'...

Cooking with LSP? That's a great idea. Look, enough of your sarcasm, here's how it's done. Get on a boat and catch some Striper...

Excuse me, what did you just say? Cooking with LSP?  It sounds impossible yet there it is and here's how. Pull out some heavy...

Excuse me? You snort indignantly. You can't cook with LSP . Not so fast, tiger. You can and here's how. First step, go out an...