Is it the Lenten fast, the prospect of Beto running for president, the onset of Spring or something else that makes me want to shoot? Who knows, but for whatever reason, it seems right to get out in the country and blast away.
There's certainly a freedom in it which speaks to a larger freedom, slaves aren't allowed to bear arms, to say nothing of the enjoyment of the thing itself. Speaking of freedom, New Zealand's banned deadly assault rifles. No more AR15s for you, Kiwis, unless you're a criminal.
Look, it's a Muslim! Just kidding, it's a Western Lib who thinks Islam's a religion of peace which empowers women.
New Zealanders are also being encouraged to wear a hijab tomorrow, and the Muslim call to prayer will be broadcast on TV and radio. Can you imagine the country's leaderene asking people to wear a crucifix and broadcasting the Angelus if a church had been shot up? Unlikely, isn't it.
But it's hardly an unlikely scenario. Christians are being savagely persecuted around the world, especially by Muslims, and the media's almost entirely silent.
France, for example, has seen a wave of attacks against churches in recent months and you'd hardly know it from the press. Just think, what if it'd been a mosque that was set on fire the other day instead of St. Sulpice?
Mount Popocatepetl on Monday
In other news, Mount Popocatepetl erupted this week, not far from Mexico City. The roar of the volcano was felt 40 km away. Let's hope Yellowstone doesn't go up too, as a mark of God's vengeance on a country which funds Planned Parenthood to the tune of well over a million dollars a day.
Cheers,
LSP
Consider (if you will) that the volcano in Mexico will discharge more CO2 in two or three days than all of the man-generated CO2 in a year. I expect that progressives are working on a plan to stop all volcanos in the future but so far, they're off to a dismal start. I thought that Hawaii would toss, Barack, their favored son, in the volcano there to appease it, but I was horribly disappointed. I had real US currency to cover the pay-per-view ready to watch that event. The progs just let it blast away and pump greenhouse gas into the atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteI'm in a quandary who the Mexicans should sacrifice to their volcano first, but Jorge Ramos (proud Mexican who lives in the USA) might be a contender. He's a reporter and they are easily replaced and I'm sure that he wouldn't be missed. There's also AOC (not a virgin but still a Mexican) who could do it for Mexico and to save the planet.
If it was an American volcano at Yellowstone, the only progressive icon fat enough to plug the caldera would be Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think that it would be too much to ask of her if it would stop CO2 coming from her (and of course the volcano).
I believe Rosie would not be enough to stop up the Yellowstone caldera. I suggest that you add Michael Moore to the plug and you may have enough to do the job. Perhaps Al Gore could join them just to be certain of a tight seal. For the good of Gaia of course.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I have nothing to say about this that isn't cliche, obvious, common sense, wasted on communists, and wasted on smart people too.
ReplyDeleteI'll just say that let's stop calling them liberals and call them what they are - communists.
LL +1
ReplyDeleteHow did the speech go? How was it received? Anything important enough to drag you from hill country to the metroplex is important enough to blog about...
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kid on this. He said it well.
ReplyDeleteBeing hungry makes you a better shot, LSP.
LL, Yellowstone's big, really big. So I'm with Jim on this one, we'll need to add Michael Moore as well. He's huge.
ReplyDeleteThe Mexican volcano's smaller but more active, so maybe AOC and Jorge would do the trick. Would that appease the angry god or would Popocatepetl spit them out?
Jim, you make an excellent point and I agree, but Yellowstone's caldera is massive. Lena Dunham needs to go in as well, we can't take chances.
ReplyDeleteCommunists? Kid, report yourself to the nearest re-education canter!
ReplyDeleteEd, we have to make sure the volcano's are well and truly stopped. That means adding Moore and Lena Dunham, to save the planet.
ReplyDeleteThe talk went well, LL (sent via fbook), but just a Lent homily between Stations & Benediction.
ReplyDeleteSure seems to, Adrienne. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteStarving.