Lone Star Parson

Here at the Compound we're drinking strong coffee, dusting off the Steuben and cleaning guns while, ahem, loyal staff polish the ...

To celebrate America's new dawn we loaded up the pickup with guns and headed out to the country. A few minutes later we were on a...

While Americans are busy chowing down on Unicorn steaks, burgers and the odd "Unicorn on Rye, hold the mayo," the European m...

Everyone's got their eyes on the delicious Unicorn Steaks they're serving over at Trump Tower, but thanks to the Grunt of Mont...

Social media has erupted with death threats after a hunter posted pictures of himself on Facebook with "Libbo," a rainbow ...

"I'm off to the lease early," said my philisophical pal, GWB, "So I can shoot some ducks and get back to the metros...

my contempt knows no bounds. On this Veteran's Day, when we should all be honoring those who fought so we could live in ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Losers. LSP

And why's that, LSP? Because the evil Witch Crone Harridan, (WCH) Hillary, has been squashed like a roach. So we're celebrati...

NYSE floor traders began chanting "lock her up!," as Clinton appeared on television screens around 11:35 am, when she urged ...

Hillary Clinton was routed by Trump in an epic landslide victory last night, losing to the popular real-estate mogul by over 50 vote...

That is all. LSP