Lone Star Parson

  Prince Andrew, gaoled on his 66th birthday no less. Well it's about time,  dear punters. Do you think anyone else will be arrested for...

  That worked well, didn't it. So maybe this will sort it all out. Oh look, a Gross Demon. Over to you, LSP

  I'd imagine many of you think Halloween is Satan's birthday, but you'd be wrong in thinking that. No, Halloween is the Eve of ...

  Imagine, if you can, the threat of a hostile power setting up bioweapons labs on our border with, say, Mexico. Would you feel worried, thr...

  What's going on, in politics? Good question and hard to tell because you're wasted on crack the news cycle's moving so quickl...

Put yourself in the other one's shoes and walk the extra mile. The Presidency is yours, it's like a given, virtually assured b...