Lone Star Parson

It's Super Tuesday and what have we here? Three contenders for the DNC throne of total, absolute power. Yes, the presidential nomi...

Thanks for the accurate infographic, Egyptian. So God made a farmer. That is all. LSP

Billionaire Mini-Mike Bloomberg isn't just paying for cringey text memes on Instagram , he's taking out ads on billboards. Look...

Like Adrienne , the Compound won't comment on last night's clownshow of a debate in which Mini-Mike got himself scalped by Liaw...

They came at him with the polls, only a fool would think he'd be president. They came at him with Mueller, Brennan, McCabe, Comey...

Yes, the sheer horror of the moment as you contemplate the dark, Devil-inspired plan to turn this small Texan country town into a shamt...

The Commonwealth of Virginia has a long and storied past, not least as home to a mysterious cryptid Old Dominion locals call "...

So what's the score? Governor Ralph "Minstrel" Northam's declared a " state of emergency " and banned gun...