And to that end, I'll need some counseling after this, but, me being me, here goes......
An old redneck chick gets a tattoo of Waylon Jennings on one thigh and Kris Christopherson on the other thigh. They weren't very good tattoos, but what with her aging eyesight, she didn't know that, so she was proud of them. At the beer joint that night she hikes up her skirt and says to sumdood, what do you think about my new tatoos?
Sumdood says, well, I don't recognize the ones on your thighs, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson.
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ReplyDeleteMy thoughts entirely, LL.
DeleteIt must be me, but I can't stand the old pothead.
ReplyDeleteHe's right up there with friggin Bob Dylan and Jim Morrison as 'most annoying musical men's voices' for me.
He is a wicked old pothead, Beans, but I like Stardust.
DeleteI'm kinda with Beans on this one.
ReplyDeleteAnd to that end, I'll need some counseling after this, but, me being me, here goes......
An old redneck chick gets a tattoo of Waylon Jennings on one thigh and Kris Christopherson on the other thigh. They weren't very good tattoos, but what with her aging eyesight, she didn't know that, so she was proud of them. At the beer joint that night she hikes up her skirt and says to sumdood, what do you think about my new tatoos?
Sumdood says, well, I don't recognize the ones on your thighs, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson.
Ahahahaa. Good one.
DeleteWild, almost choked on m'claret!
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