Wednesday, January 17, 2024

And The Stats Are In

 



We reached out to a qualified demographic with the question, "Is Taylor Swift a Devil Clone?" and the results are in. An overwhelming 77% majority said yes, she definitely is a Devil Clone of Zeena Lavey.




However, a surprising number thought the smash hit pop icon wasn't a Devil Clone. Fully 15% of respondents gave Tay-Tay a pass, with one stating, "The official Vatican position is no."




Again, perhaps surprisingly, a minority of 8% sat on the wall. Maybe the billionaire Illuminati leftist is a Devil Clone, maybe she isn't. They weren't sure. "She needs to be carbon dated first," replied a cautious UK respondent.




Here at the Compound we believe figures don't lie. Have you seen Zeena and Tay-Tay at the same cocktail party? Exactly, time to follow the science.

Statistically,

LSP

4 comments:



  1. Tech is making.
    Science is seeing.

    Nothing is (done/made) in secret that will not ultimately be manifest (seen).

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  2. Wisdom, GenX.

    "For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither any thing hid, that shall not be known and come abroad." Lk 8:17

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  3. Cute kid, darn shame about the software.

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  4. Applying scientific methods yields likely results.

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