No, not the LE (Legion Etrangere), this one's homegrown and it's coming to save us all. That's right, a corps of volunteers who will rescue us from Mad Putler and Nazi Racist Trump. We call them the "Unicorn Brigade" and they're made up of FBI and IRS agents. One well known solutions provider said this:
The FBI Legion could write their names in the Ukrainian history books as they conduct human wave attacks over and over again into the Russian lines in the dead of winter no matter the cost.
Heroes will be made even as they fall to concentrated machine gun fire, anti-personnel mines, artillery and as the bodies are pierced by barbed wire entanglements...but maybe the loss of 35,000 FBI agents and 87,000 IRS agents will be worth it if Ukraine is free?
Of course, the US track record (see Afghanistan) is to accept those losses and then give the enemy $100 million worth of equipment and go home.
Quite. See you at the Club.
Your Best Pal,
LSP
Ar you trying to usurp LL's favorably placed cot in the re-education camp?
ReplyDeleteErnest Hemmingway once complained about the unavailability of 357 Magnum ammunition during WWII because the draft dodging FBI agents were taking it all to shoot draft dodgers with.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess today's rhyme of history is to lay in a good supply of whatever the FBI is shooting these days now to avoid the scarcity later.
It's a very competitive market, WSF.
ReplyDeleteNow that, Wild, is sage advice.
ReplyDeleteAnd Wild, vaguely on topic, had a neat time a few years ago shooting LL's 357 Mag Colt Python. What a neat revolver! And the old Python's are cool too, a bit pricey these days though.
ReplyDeleteLSP, the cots at the re-education camp are claimed by WSF and me. He defends his right with the kill-dog Banner. I'm more likely to play King Rat and sell you the bunk, but maybe not. In winter, the bunk next to the coal stove will be in high demand.
ReplyDeleteNow that, Mr. Wild, is a very good call.
ReplyDeleteMe? I like revolvers for their mechanical thing.
LL, it's a fierce market!
ReplyDeleteI get the heated room off the main barrack.