Friday, December 15, 2023

BREATH TAX

 

Tax That Terrorism


Everyone knows we're in a war, a bitter war, a vicious war, a no-holds-barred war against a ruthless enemy, the Weather. You see, what happens is this. Thanks to man-made Carbon Dioxide (CO2) emissions, fragile planet earth is shrouded in CO2 and heats up like a greenhouse, which melts the glaciers and floods Vanatu and Martha's Vineyard. Disaster.


So Not Satanic

Polar bears die, sad, and multi-million dollar mansions get washed away in the flood of rising sea water, tragic. Awful, and it's all down to Carbon Dioxide being spewed out by us, humans. So to save the planet we must stamp out Carbon Dioxide. Yes, you may even have heard the slogan, NET ZERO. That means no more. Absolutely zero CO2. The venerable if shrinking Church of England's all in favor of this, obviously, but here's the thing.


Note Bear

Humans produce CO2, Carbon Dioxide, it's a function of breathing, and accounts for 0.1% of the UK's Gaia destroying carbon emissions says the Sceptered Isle's Daily Mail. This is a problem, to put it mildly. Here at the Compound we propose a solution, tax the air. Here's a song:




On topic, don't you think?

LSP

8 comments:

  1. The Lightbringer once commented on "useless eaters". Strange, as government employees was a key constituency, but that might be a place to start culling. It is for the planet!!!!

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  2. I more noted the saddle on said bear. Yeah...

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  3. Imagine a world without liberals breathing beneath their filthy masks...

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  4. We need to recruit that bear and his pet into the DLC.

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  5. Now that, WSF, is a very good plan!

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  6. Same here, Beans. I think it's a bear sized cavalry saddle but I'm no expert.

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  7. The stupid masks were the damndest thing, LL.

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