Smash hit super celebrity pop icon Cher, 77, has threatened to finally leave America if Donald Trump is reelected. That's right, no more Cher if El Senor gets back in the Oval Office and Melania's once more in charge of White House aesthetics.
According to Breitbart, the aging singer "almost got an ulcer" when Trump defeated Hillary in 2016 and if he returns Cher will "leave":
“I almost got an ulcer the last time [Trump was elected],” Cher told the Guardian in an interview published Wednesday, adding, “If he gets in, who knows? This time I will leave [the country].”
Megastar Cher famously supported Joe Biden in his hugely successful run for President in 2020 and even reworked a song for his campaign, the mass hit, "Happiness Is Just A Thing Called Joe." However, even though Old Joe won the Presidency, Cher still wasn't happy.
When the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, massively popular Cher rode the doomsday clock, declaring that SCOTUS would be “responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American women.” Yes, a veritable female slaughterhouse because biological women wouldn't be killed in the womb.
Unsurprisingly, the talented singer songwriter of classics like the Shoop Shoop Song and Heart of Stone was outraged by Texas' recent pro-life legislation, shouting on social media, “WOMEN WILL DIE” and “DEMOCRACY WILL WITHER & DIE, & DICTATORS WILL THRIVE.”
Is Cher a Moloch worshiping, Illuminati Devil Witch with a whopping socialist net worth of $380 million or a simple pop genius with a social conscience? Either which way, she's out if 45 becomes 47.
Here at the Compound and by way of serious analysis, we wonder if this isn't reason enough to vote for El Senor. Not that voting actually seems to matter much, but still.
LSP
My Goodness, Cher leaving the country if Trump is reelected. What an incentive to vote for the man. Did Cher promise she wouldn't come back?
ReplyDeleteI wish I had 5 bucks for everyone who promised to leave the first time, and then they didn't.
ReplyDeleteYou all be safe and God bless.
Would 45 become 47, or would it really be 45, 45 bracketing an interregnum? Or should it be 46* like they do in sports record lists where there’s something goofy going on.
ReplyDelete@Ma chère STASI: clearly I’m talking about record holders of, uh, hunting squirrels with a slingshot. Certainly not about any presidential election or nothing like that. Joe is MY president and the most popular president ever.
Mike_C
Now that, Ed, is a very good point. I'm not aware that she has, we must hope.
ReplyDeleteLinda, we must count our wagers as we make 'em, but yes, Cher needs to go. Guinea on the monkey she stays?
ReplyDeleteI'm very pleased you made that clear, Mike C, I was about to report you.
ReplyDeleteWhen the wealthy bored believe they’re more special than everyone else because God gave them a marketable talent that celebrity ultimately warps into derangement territory. Where is she going to? Her place along the shores of Lake Como or the 10,000 sq ft Swiss Alps “cabin”? Such hardships that will be endured. I simply can not comprehend the horrors. Go away please, or find something worthwhile to do for humanity and America while you still can.
ReplyDeleteCher? Who cares?
ReplyDeleteTwo left feet planted firmly in her mouth, and ugly shoes.
ReplyDeleteShe basically promised the same thing before he was elected the first time. She didn't leave.
ReplyDeletePaul, I love Lake Como, obvs, but really want Cher to leave. Yes, leave this country, but please don't make her go to Como and spoil it yet further. Make her go to Garda or somewhere, maybe a moored LCS on Lake Whitney. No! Not that, further away.
ReplyDeleteYes, WSF, but surely we want it out of the country?
ReplyDeleteI think, Wild, that she's a Devil Witch. Just look at its face.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Zendo. Well spotted.
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