Monday, October 24, 2022

Mashed Potato Monet

 



Two Germans from climate activist group Letzte Generation (Last Generation) threw mashed potatoes at a Monet painting, Les Meules, on Sunday at a museum in Potsdam. The weather vandals then glued their hands to the gallery wall while yelling at onlookers.

“People are starving, people are freezing, people are dying. We are in a climate catastrophe,” shouted potato protester Mirjam Herrmann, “Science says we won’t be able to feed our families by 2050. This painting will be worth nothing if we have to fight over food.”

Quite, an art critic pal from Detroit shot me a text by way of commentary:


What worries me is that these things spark trends (miscreants love trends -- I don't think I have to elaborate) which escalate as they gather momentum. It would be very easy to smash the Michaelangelo Pieta with a concealed sledgehammer. Unlike the Monet potato this is something that could never be repaired. Next thing you know galleries are on lockdown and the world's current slide towards dystopia deepens.

 

Well said. In the meanwhile, Germany and the rest of Europe are heading into a difficult winter as the cost of energy, food and everything else continues to skyrocket. That in mind, Science says feed your family or heat your home and maybe neither as Europe deindustrializes


Go on, glue yourselves to the wall, potato heads

All very green, which brings us back to Monet masher Mirjam. Fighting over food by 2050? I fear that sounds more than a little optimistic, Fraulein Herrmann. 

On topic, the War on Weather continues here in Texas with a full, solid, day of rain. We call it Skywater.

Gotta get back to the garden,

LSP

10 comments:

  1. Gatsby, Steele and Gnash.

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  2. They should let the "protesters" remain glued where they are. And leave food tantalizing just out of their reach.

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  3. Was gravy present as an aggravating offence?

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  4. Volkswagen protestors who glued themselves to the floor recently got what they deserved by being left there with no food, water, or way to poop. The museum should take away the Monet and put a sign up beside the glued protestors explaining that they are part of a new modern art exhibit in which people can watch human bodies rot.

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  5. "People are starving!" shout people who never missed a meal or slept cold on the ground. Thank you for teaching us, you overeducated and under-understanding miscreants.

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  6. Heh. Wild, I may have to quote you.

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  7. Yes, Infidel, and watch them fight for delicious mashed potatoes, just outta reach.

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  8. Well it certainly should've been, Ritchie.

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  9. I saw that, Pewster, and interesting exhibit point. Perhaps a little bit Abramovic?

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  10. Sgt., some argue they need a good whipping. Perhaps by Cossacks.

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