Go figure, everyone's in Italy, living large and escaping the beautiful strip malls and flyovers of our cultural ascendancy for something else, and who can blame them?
I texted an old music buddy, who's set up in an Italian castle, "Maybe they need to turn that town square into a parking lot. Ffs, get onnit." He clicked between contracts and replied, "Look. Castle ceiling. Standard." Have a look:
Huh. But that's not all. Ma LSP and several sisters are in Italy, living it up on the Adriatic. I guess Texas wasn't good enough, they just had to go one better:
Feeling badly left out, I drove through Italy but didn't stop. Let the reader understand.
Italy Texas, a fine place to be. Then there's this town, where the kids are staying:
So unattractively awful, why hasn't this been torn down and turned into a strip mall? I mean to say, what's wrong with these people? As we reflect on that, here's a castle garden.
Soothing, don't you think?
LSP
Wait! What?? Ma LSP went to Italy and didn't invite moi? I'm crushed...
ReplyDeleteItaly, ha. Also London, Paris, Edinburg and a whole bunch of other places all 'round Texas. But remember them Feat will steer you wrong sometimes.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6wUaXMvbT8
Life's tough.
ReplyDeleteMy junior son (Semper Fi!) and my brother are in Italy as I type. Rome, then Paris, and wandering for a week or so.
ReplyDeleteSo you've been to Italy, Texas. But have you been to Paris Texas? Otherwise known as "The City of light (singular).
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I apologize!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't invited either, grrrrr.
Wild!
ReplyDeleteNow you're talkn.
I know, Ed.
ReplyDeleteDam, where's my castle?!?
Must obvs work harder.
That's weird, Infidel, haven't been to Texan Paris. Must correct that.
ReplyDeleteItaly had a walk in model of the Enterprise spaceship. They tore it down, fools.
Rumor has it that Jules is headed to Italy once she's finished with Switzerland. I don't know if she will stay at a castle, but I wouldn't put it past her.
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