Thursday, January 6, 2022

Epiphany Insurrection

 

A Typical Threat to Democracy


Today's January 6, the Feast of the Epiphany, the Manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles. Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh. It's also a day that will live in infamy.

That's right, this time one year ago, 1 million extremists shook the foundations of our hallowed Constitutional Republic by daring to protest their absurd, nonsensical, conspiracy theory that the US elections were somehow "rigged."


Pearl Harbor was nothing on the J6 INSURRECTION!

What brazen, literal, fascist insurrection. It was like a coup, a putsch by Hitler, Pinochet or Franco. Like Pearl Harbor or planes crashing into the World Trade Center or the Pentagon itself, these literal Nazis, in the pay of Russia, yes, Russia, walked into the Capitol and took selfies. Then they left. Such utter, literal, brazen Nazis. 


You Utter Nazis. Democracuy Nearly Died.

Thank Gaia they've been locked up in solitary confinement for the past year. How dare you threaten our ruling elite overlords, you Hitletites. In the meanwhile, serfs, roll over and get your shot every six months because, you know, Pfizer doesn't want to get any richer.

And the Left loves it. But what about everyone else, will there be an epiphany? And while we're at it, why are our ruling millionaire socialists so afraid of a coup, aren't they more popular than any other Party in history? So wear your masks, peasants.

Your Old Friend,

LSP



12 comments:

  1. A blogger, retired LEO and radio show host Bloviating Zeppelin (B/Z) coined the term, "American Media Maggots". Apt, and they are still feasting on distorting the events of 1/6/2021 among many prevarications.

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  2. Well said.

    With the shaman guy off the street, I'll bet that crime plummeted in 2021...

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  3. Think people will continue voting for Ted "1/6 was a terrorist attack" Cruz ?

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  4. J6 was the worst thing to ever happen to America. Those disagreeing? Slaves.

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  5. Tried to post to screwtube- won't let me- it's listed as "abusive content"
    Johnny Gee

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  6. Thinking I need some ink and a fur Viking hat...then stroll through town howling at the moon. "Chutzpah on Steroids" award goes to that guy...seriously, you can't not look.

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  7. Right, LL.

    The thing which struck me was how much WORSE J6 was compared to, say, 9/11. Or Pearl Harbor. Or ARMAGEDDON itself.

    Do you think they'll get what they wish for? Serious question.

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  8. I don't know, Bob.

    Look. He's a fool but he's our fool. There is that.

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  9. Infidel, I'm surprised.

    Surely you know better than to write hate speech?

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