Lightning cracks across the sky, turning night to day as thunder crashes down like a barrage of guns on the Oder, shaking the house with elemental fury. Our Old Enemy the Weather is at it again. Dauntless, I stood on the porch, braving the lashing rain to do its worst.
"Do your worst, Weather!" I thundered from the safety of the Compound's spacious, safe, historic and well constructed porch, "Monetize all the debt you like, you green mountebank, but we're not falling for your corporate Bolshevik ponzi."
Ferox, but our enemy ignored me entirely and continued to bombard this once prosperous farming community with a deluge of rain, sky water. What will tomorrow bring? Discarded weaves, needles, cast off Dicky's BBQ beakers, the broken fragments of a child's toy, all that and more floating in a poisonous backflow effluent of broken drains.
A parable? Perhaps. In the meanwhile, smart people are sharpening kukris, loading mags, laying in supplies and praying hard for angelic and divine aid. My feeling is that we'll need it in the coming years.
Your Friend,
LSP
A dull kukri isn't useful to anyone.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you allow a witch to live, you're going against sacred scripture.
And there is a black female 007.
So there.
How did Blue Lightning handle the storm?
ReplyDeletePardon me for displaying my ignorance, yet again. Who's the witch?
ReplyDeleteWe're surrounded by ignorance and it ain't getting any better.
ReplyDeleteIn lieu of a Kukri, I have a Harbor Freight machete.
ReplyDeleteWatermelon tested.
But if it comes to that. I will have run out of 1000s of rounds of ammo.
What Ed said. Lead parts first. Then, what ever works. Speaking for myself, I have a selection of point things that fix to the front of my rifles. I would prefer not to let an attacker get machete close. Any number of common garden tools with long handles have better reach.
ReplyDeleteLL, I'm totally with you, a sharp kukri is a good kukri. Then there's the witch who's been allowed to live and prosper in the upper echelons of society. Our rulers will come to regret that, just imagine an eternity of Yoko songs on an endless loop.
ReplyDeleteA female POC 007? Good luck at the box office.
It didn't seem to bother him, DOS, oddly. Spent most of the excitement sleeping!
ReplyDeleteThat's the infamous Spirit Cooking Marina Abramovic, WWW, America's top art witch, friend to our beloved rulers.
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth, Bob.
ReplyDeleteWill the bullets fly, Ed? Let's hope not. In the meanwhile, we sharpen.
ReplyDeletePS. Prayers for the knee.
RHT, the cities could get nasty... just saying. Have a bug out strat.
ReplyDeleteBejabbers, Parson, I looked up that pitiful creature on the innertubes and she's bat-guano crazy for sure.
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