Saturday, August 8, 2020

Satanic Abortion




What happens when you perform a satanic ritual before your abortion? According to the Satanic Temple, you're exempt from pesky pro-life laws like waiting periods, mandatory counselling and sonograms. And that would be because you're exercising your religious freedom under the RRFA (Restoration of Religious Freedom Act).

Some argue that sacrificing a baby for personal gain is a satanic ritual in itself, but here's what the devilish Temple instructs:

Prior to receiving any anesthetic or sedation, look at your reflection to be reminded of your personhood and your responsibility to yourself. Focus on your intent. Take deep breaths, and make yourself comfortable. When you are ready, say the Third Tenet and Fifth Tenet aloud. You may now undergo the surgery. After the surgery is completed and any anesthetic has worn off, return to your reflection and recite your personal affirmation. Feel doubts dissipating and your confidence growing as you have just undertaken a decision that affirms your autonomy and free will. The religious abortion ritual is now complete.

What are these "Tenets" and "personal affirmation"?

Tenet III. One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone. 
Tenet V. Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. 
Personal Affirmation. By my body, my blood. By my will it is done.

Note the condescending fact-checky, settled science of the satanists, they're all about "scientific facts" instead of, presumably, the ignorant superstition of people who believe abortion's something to do with killing a human being. That being the case, you'd think they'd welcome sonograms, but no.




Then there's the Affirmation, "By my body, my blood. By my will it is done." It is done, locked in, final, your irrevocable and bloody choice. You can almost hear the iron portcullis of Hell thunder into place.

I know, the Satanic Temple doesn't really worship Satan. For them, it's all just a witty SJW, sub-Crowleyite larf aimed at taking out perceived Christian bigotry. As in, "Let's use the RRFA to enable abortion, hahahaha!"




How very clever, until the demons you don't believe in drag you screaming into the Pit.

Out Demons Out,

LSP

8 comments:

  1. What happens to the murdered innocents, Parson? My Catholic upbringing has taught me that they go to Limbo because they weren't baptized, but I was curious what other creeds teach.

    It's beyond horrible to see, and it saddens me deeply.

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  2. You do have a way with words, as you should on that subject.

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  3. WSF, words fail on this score. My own included, but the logic of the Pit is there for all to see. Not least humor, on their part, in the act of a mother killing her children.

    The Iron Gate of the Abyss slams shut.

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  4. My feeling, drjim, is that they receive "baptism by blood," like the Holy Innocents, and go to heaven.

    Is there a limbo in which the martyred infant soul rests before ascent to Paradise? Perhaps so, but how that works temporally is hard for us to understand. In God's cognition all times are as one instant, a present simultaneity. So, for Him, the redeemed, not least infants who haven't committed any sin, are in heaven.

    I feel the infinite mercy of God factors into the equation and with it the spirit of the Sacrament of Baptism. To say nothing of common sense.

    Hope that helps.

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  5. Yes it does, Parson, and thank you.

    I had to look up The Holy Innocents (aka "Herod's Massacre") before I remembered learning about them in grade school. The Catholic Church considers them the first Christian martyrs as they were murdered "In Christ's Stead", and we were taught martyrs go to Heaven.

    I think things are becoming more clear-cut as we progress into this event, and I believe it will be epic in both human and biblical terms.

    I pray we survive.....

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  6. Since one hard anchor of the Democrat Party is abortion-on-demand right up to the moment of birth - and in some states like New York, you can have your child killed if you decide after it's born that you don't want it -- I'd say that they (the Democrats) have clearly identified where they stand, and it's not with Christ.

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  7. We will, drjim, have faith! And yes, every day brings us closer to the point.

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  8. Ain't that the truth, LL. I fail to understand how anyone who claims to be a believing Christian and a Democrat can do so with integrity at this point. Abortion at the point of birth, trans marriage, Marxism and on, the politics of the Pit.

    Perhaps part of the problem is people stuck in the old left/right paradigm of yesteryear, to say nothing of inherited, low info party loyalty. But hey, that's a largish subject.

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