Peacocks croak and shriek, dogs bark psychotically, roosters crow and a train rumbles through town, almost drowning out the sound of the crazed backyard menagerie. What is this? you ask, some kind of cross between Animal Farm and an industrial theme park?
A Typical Blue Wave Unicorn in Texas
Good call, but no, it's just the compound and we're celebrating the dismal failure of the Democrat Blue Wave to surge in the Texan Primaries. It's been their goal. Turn Texas, an iconically conservative, frontier spirit state into San Francisco writ large.
What a massive coup that'd be for the Democrats, in the same kind of way that conquering Rome is for the Jihad. They want it and they want it bad.
And they failed. Texans didn't turn out in strength for the trans rainbow utopia party. In fact, as Breitbart points out, Senator Cruz got more votes alone than the entire Democrat turn out, 1,317,450 to 641,311.
Cronos Frowns On Wendy
The triumphant Blue Wave just didn't happen, fortunately we were able to capture it on video before it disappeared altogether.
Video Evidence
Your Friend,
LSP
Thank you for the translation guide, Parson.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've seen and experienced in the last six months, I'd say it applies to 85% of Colorado. They commies are trying to flip it blue, and we're fighting to keep it purple, at worst.
The media blitz was supposed to hypnotize Texas voters to switch from the traditional cowboy hat headgear to the more politically correct pink female anatomy hat. Guess they need more mojo.
ReplyDeleteGood for you Texas! Here in Kansas we'll strive to do the same.
ReplyDeleteGood post,good for the great state of Texas! Esp. likes the translation guide....
ReplyDeleteAre people finally waking up? We can hope. I would hate to see my adopted state of Texas go down the tubes.
ReplyDeleteThis is a relief, Parson. Thank you for the update.
ReplyDeleteGlad to help, drjim, but I can't take credit. The guide comes from LL! Good luck in Colorado...
ReplyDeleteLL, do you remember Wendy Davis? She got herself on the cover of Vogue and now she's wearing an anatomy hat.
ReplyDeleteCRONOS has not been kind to her.
There's a lesson in that.
Kansas must prevail, Jim!
ReplyDeleteThe translation guide's especially popular, KPH. LL supplied it.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, that won't happen, by the grace of God.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice how time is taking its toll on Wendy? No amount of sacrificing to Moloch seems to be able to stop that.
Definitely a relief, Linda. The headlines leading up to the event gave a different impression, Texas was going to emerge as one massive trans rainbow utopia after the primaries. But it didn't, thank God.
ReplyDeleteLove that translation guide... thank you Padre & LL
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