Tuesday, January 2, 2018

You Miserable Offender



Have a look at this miserable orange offender; here's a closeup of the little beast.




It came on yesterday, signifying a "cylinder 6 misfire."


Everywhere Else Was Shut Or Booked

Spark plug, coil or something else? Let's see.

Stay, ahem, tuned and pray that all those sealed indictments mean LOCK HER UP.

God bless,

LSP

7 comments:

  1. Old used car salesman trick. Disconnect the battery for a minimum of thirty minutes. If it comes back then find a mechanic.

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  2. Don't be silly, LSP. That's the movie camera icon. It's demanding that you take a selfie standing in front of the truck. Your cylinders are fine.

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  3. Unfortunately, WSF, that cunning plan didn't work...

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  4. Dammit, Adrienne, I should've thought of that. It would've saved me a sizable dent in the wallet AND brought cinematic fame.

    Speaking of which, stay tuned for a New Years unicorn hunt.

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  5. I love unicorn hunts.

    P.S. I still don't know what that icon represents. I mean - what the heck is it?

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