Friday, January 5, 2018

Cold Fusion



It's Twelfth Night and the end of the Christmastide so it's only natural to pause in your reveling and reflect on Cold Fusion (CF). You know, the elusive holy grail of nuclear fusion occurring at or around room temperature. How does this happen?




When hydrogen atoms are infused into various metals, such as nickel and palladium. In the resulting LENR (Low Energy Nuclear Reaction) more heat is produced than went into the reaction in the first place and it's relatively safe.




CF produces slow moving neurons which don't create ionizing radiation or radioactive waste and its ingredients are plentiful and inexpensive. Excellent, a clean, cheap source of abundant power; no wonder an experimental reactor, ITER, is being built in Europe. But there's a twofold catch. 

Limitless non-polluting energy means no climate changing gasses from burning fossil fuels and that's a disaster because it means no more carbon tax, no more excuse to tax the weather. Oh dear, there goes that income stream. Then there's the Moslems. 




With Cold Fusion safely underway, we wouldn't have to rely on the meteorite worshipers for oil. Bad day for Saudi Arabia and the Clinton Foundation! Happy day for all those who resent being enslaved by primitive savage Mohammedans.




Quite a conundrum. Cold Fusion's obviously racist and climate denying; it also takes more energy to produce than it creates, unless Rossi's E-Cat's to be believed. 

So in the meanwhile, here's what we recommend at the Compound. Drill, drill, drill ANWR.




Energy independence forever,

LSP

10 comments:

  1. Right with you, Parson.

    Drill, Baby, Drill!

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  2. The dead unicorns do send a thought provoking message to liberals and they Muslims that they love.

    Meanwhile the Europeans don't reproduce anymore on a scale to keep their population and workforce stable. Their answer has been to import wildly breeding military age Muslim males. (aloha snackbar). The Chinese, culling females from their population through elective abortion have a population of roughly 75% males. I see no problem there. It simply means that 50% of Chinese males won't be able to find a mate. What social pressure?

    And oil...the US has it. Drill and refine!!

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    1. Drill and Refine, LL!

      I know that's wildly unpopular with the unicorn herd and the Moslems but so be it.

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  3. Those poor little unicorn. How about we start shooting at pictures of the great allah?

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  4. Ooh. Now that's an idea, Adrienne. :-)

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