Sunday, September 10, 2017

Florida Looters



As Hurricane Irma barreled down on the unfortunate state of Florida, small crews of looters took advantage of the opportunity to rob displaced citizens and businesses.




A SWAT team stopped looting at an Academy sporting store, where looters were attempting to steal firearms.




Other looters were caught on camera thieving running shoes from sportswear stores and two others were caught robbing homes in Fort  Lauderdale. 




And on; after all, it's early days yet in this developing catastrophe. But ask yourself:




Apart from a fondness for sports stores, is there a common denominator among the looters? Is there something they all have in common, apart from the desire to rob and steal brand new Nikes and firearms?

You be the judge,

LSP

12 comments:

  1. The demographic is familiar to law enforcement.

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  2. None of them are smiling, is that it?

    I mean you'd think they'd look a bit happier on a steal one get one free bonanza wouldn't you? There's no pleasing some people.

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  3. I'm trying to come to grips with the one with the beard and apparently sporting a pair of female sized breasts. Then we have the genius with the itty bitty ears, close set eyes, and slack jaw.

    Sneakers? The only time these fools ever need sneakers is when they're running from the law.

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  4. You'd think they'd be happy, Juliette, with all their newfound sporting goods. But no, they're miserable. Perhaps you're right and grumpiness is the common denom?

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  5. Adrienne, I was pretty confused about the trans looter too. Is there a correlation between gender dysphoria and robbing sports stores?

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  6. L, LE has to be long suffering...

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  7. I'm let's be the obvious similarities are there all black. Okay there was one white guy running around looking but I'm sure he would have got called the police officer and beat up if he didn't steal with them. Or he was just totally Hood accepted.

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    1. Joseph, some say he was the exception that proved the rule.

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  8. Wait. Weren't they just trying to save the sneakers from the wrath of Irma?

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