Some see singer-songwriter pop legend, Taylor Swift, as the hottest performer to ever grace the recording studio. Others think that the millionaire songstress has migraine-inducing eyes and a mean little face. But whatever your opinion, shocking new evidence has emerged showing that the super-talented diva is, in fact, a Nazi.
According to one expert, "It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump's son, and they will be crowned American royalty."
The remarkably talented star has been hailed as anti-communist icon and even has a Facebook page, Taylor Swift for Fascist Europe, which has over 18,000 likes.
"Only through the destruction of Marxism can Europe be restored to its former glory, and only fascism can ensure this destruction," stated one Swift fan.
However, the musical genius' lawyer insists that Swift is not a far-right Nazi:
The association of Ms. Swift with Adolf Hitler undisputedly is 'harmful,' 'abusive,' 'ethnically offensive,' 'humiliating to other people,' 'libelous,' and no doubt 'otherwise objectionable.' It is of no import that Ms. Swift may be a public figure or that Pinterest conveniently now argues that the Offending Material is mere satire or parody. Public figures have rights. And, there are certain historical figures, such as Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson and the like, who are universally idocententified in the case law and popular culture as lightning rods for emotional and negative reaction.
Taylor Swift, Nazi icon or innocent pop genius. You, the reader, be the judge.
Quo Vadis,
LSP
Remember that song, 22 by Taylor Swift? I’ve re written it for her -
ReplyDeleteIt feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Hitler
And make Nazi stickers, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night for gunfire at midnight
To re invent the Third Reich uh uh uh uh
I don't know about you, my IQ’s 22
Everything will be alright, if I keep singing shite
You don't know about me, I’m a feminist icon
I wanna be Eva Braun, But I've not got a clue…my IQ’s 22…22..oh-oh
Damn Nazis! They're everywhere!
ReplyDeleteT Swizzle is no different than most popular, and accordingly, exceedingly wealthy celebrities; she thinks that because her ability to string a few lyrics together along with a catchy melody results in bazillions of sales, that must mean that whatever else she does is pure genius as well.
ReplyDeleteJust ask Babs Streisand, Bono, Cher, Al Franken, George Clooney and a few other celebrities who have thrust themselves into the public square using their entertainment credentials as to how they think we all should best allocate our national resources. Go ahead, ask them; they will gladly tell you that because they are geniuses, whatever they spout will obviously be the way we all should go, you know, because they are geniuses and all.
As we can see, T Swizzle had best stick to strumming her guitar and looking good. It's what she does best. The other antics of hers that show up in the news that are unrelated to these talents stand on their own: basically gibberish.
Advice to T Swizzle: leave the serious business of political and social efforts to others better suited to deal with them (namely, everybody else except her). We'll all be better off.
What good lyrics, Jules! I was surprised and more than a little shocked to discover that the remarkably talented popstar is being touted as Fourth Reich poster child. Who knew? In the meanwhile, look into her eyes, I dare you. But be sure to have a bottle of tylenol and codeine close to hand.
ReplyDeleteThey are, Infidel! It's very disturbing.
ReplyDeleteFredd, that's a very compelling argument and I'd like to thank you for not mentioning the genius of DiCaprio. He may be even more talented than Taylor, but that's unclear.
ReplyDeleteYeah - I just looked. Snakey. She ain't gonna age well, no sir. LOL..
ReplyDeleteThe eyes have it, Juliette. Disturbing, eh?
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