By way of celebrating President Trump's SCOTUS semi-victory, I figured I'd cook up some curry. Look, don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean the Compound's getting weak on Islamic terror or that we're about to observe Ramadan in the Missions. It's just a curry, a chicken curry, that's all it is.
A month or so ago I couldn't have managed it because the medico had removed the gnashers. Gone, like the Clinton candidacy itself, and it was reassuring to visit the dentist today and discover that everything was healing as it should.
You see, what they've done is screw two screws into the lower jaw. These will become "implants." Sounds nasty, doesn't it, and I have to say, keep your teeth if you can. Still, a good result; such is the miracle of modern dentistry.
In other news, I decided to hone my skills as a journalist by interviewing the Cadet. You can watch this incredible footage here. And note this, unlike CNN and the networks, it's not fake news.
Shoot, Fish, Ride,
LSP
Curry over rice is a favorite of Mohammedans. I'd have been far more comfortable with your pork curry than a chicken curry. Since the cadet is on station, he can assure your political reliability and make sure that you don't start whipping out a prayer rug five times a day and facing Mecca.
ReplyDeleteYou've caught me bang to rights, LL.
DeleteI shall get rid of that Moslem rug.
I suspect the cadet is a Russian spy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's good about fishing? You can feed yourself for free.
What's good about shooting? Seriously? That's a question? I respond with this: What's NOT good about it?
What's good about Texas? It's wild, rugged, full of southern charm and takes no shit.
Juliette, you've most defintely passed the interview.
DeleteWhere is the younger cadet this summer?
ReplyDeleteLL, the youngest is in Calgary. I think he didn't want to cramp the eldest's, ahem, style...
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