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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Kim Jong-Un Space Alien!



Thanks to a Sunday Sport exclusive via a well known art philosopher, we now know that North Korea's plump dictator is, in fact, a space alien.

The startling news came after NASA scientists ran sophisticated analysis on Kim Jong-Un's appearance and eating habits. This revealed the oriental despot's space hair, tongue and extraterrestrial fondness for cheese. All hallmarks of ET origin.




According to experts, Kim was sent to earth to destabilize the planet prior to invasion by an intergalactic battle fleet of aliens.




"Kim - or whatever his space name is - was sent to earth to destabilize things," stated Keith Lockward, Professor of Space Security at the University of West Lancashire.

You can read all about it here at the world's best tabloid.

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6 comments:

  1. LLJune 29, 2017 at 7:44 PM

    They manage to scoop everyone with the true and untold story.

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  2. Infidel de ManahattaJune 30, 2017 at 5:54 AM

    Wait a minute. I like cheese!!!!! Oh god I'm an alien.

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  3. AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 12:03 PM

    Nah, all that Kim Jong-Un needs is a big, fluffy, white cat. Then he would truly achieve the status of super villain.

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  4. LSPJuly 1, 2017 at 4:12 PM

    That's the best thing about the Sport, LL.

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  5. LSPJuly 1, 2017 at 4:13 PM

    Infidel, I pray you find sanctuary.

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  6. LSPJuly 1, 2017 at 4:13 PM

    That, Anonymous, is a very good point.

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