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Monday, January 23, 2017

Melania Mondays!



You've been waiting for it, we've all been waiting for it. Yes, Melania Mondays! is back, bringing you the latest in the life of America's glamorous First Lady. And what news it's been, as the former Slovenian model stepped out before the nation and the world at her husband's Inauguration.

Was she poised? Yes. Elegant? Undoubtedly. Did she make Jackie Kennedy look somehow frumpy? Some say that she did.


The Military Love Melania

Was the Sargeant who got to dance with her at the Armed Forces Ball a lucky man? Yes, he undoubtedly was. Is she the best looking First Lady ever? 


Melania gives the Magic Muslim and SloJo The Look

Maybe not to Rosie O'Donnell, laughably narcissistic Shia LeBoeuf, aging poptart Madonna and deranged Ashley Judd, but to everyone else the answer's obvious. Yes she is.




Well done, Melania, for doing your not inconsiderable best to make America great again. The nation is grateful.

MAGA,

LSP
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13 comments:

  1. AdrienneJanuary 23, 2017 at 2:18 PM

    That sergeant looks mighty darn happy.

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  2. FreddJanuary 23, 2017 at 2:23 PM

    I do believe that you, Pastor, are the first person on the planet to ever use "Jackie Kennedy" and "frumpy" in the same sentence.

    Now, Susan Boyle and frumpy are much like peanut butter and jelly. Michelle Obama and frumpy, flows off the lips like steak and potatoes.

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  3. LLJanuary 23, 2017 at 3:18 PM

    Yes, she is THE most beautiful and most elegant First Lady ever. Slick Willy Clinton agrees with me.

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  4. GruntOfMonteCristoJanuary 23, 2017 at 3:49 PM

    LL is right. Let CNN and the WH Press Monkeys argue about the numbers. Melania is THE most elegant First Lady ever. We're grateful for the post, Parson!

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  5. EuripidesJanuary 23, 2017 at 6:00 PM

    She's the winner, even beating out Jacqui Kennedy.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2017 at 10:28 PM

    Isn't that Sergeant?

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  7. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:29 AM

    He does, Adrienne!

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  8. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:33 AM

    Fredd, I understand your confusion. Jackie and frumpy aren't natural bedfellows but please don't shoot the messenger! I'm just reporting the views of several female observers...

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  9. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:33 AM

    Sure looks that way to me, LL.

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  10. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:34 AM

    Thanks, Grunt. Well done, Melania!

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  11. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:34 AM

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  12. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:35 AM

    I think so, Euripides.

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  13. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 8:36 AM

    Well spotted, Anonymous. Must hire more and better copy editors...

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