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Monday, January 23, 2017

Escape Shia LaBeouf Go On Retreat



In a desperate attempt to escape the millionaire socialist antics of Shia LaBeouf, I'm driving to Lake Dallas and our annual clergy retreat.

It'll be good to get away on the peaceful shores of the lake and enjoy the company of faithful clergy. There won't be any priestesses, clown liturgies, interpretive liturgical dance and Islamic calls to prayer.


Go on, shoot the Mohammedan rug

There won't be any women's marchers wearing weird hats. Neither will there be super rich commie protesters like Shia LaBeouf, stoking up fauxtrage.

I'm looking forward to it.

God bless,

LSP
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8 comments:

  1. BrigJanuary 23, 2017 at 10:01 AM

    YeeHaa, have a great retreat Padre!

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  2. GruntOfMonteCristoJanuary 23, 2017 at 10:40 AM

    Enjoy the peace and sanity, Parson. If you DO see Shia, please accidentally shoot him for me. Or the Mohammedan rug. Either way is ok.

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  3. AdrienneJanuary 23, 2017 at 12:48 PM

    Peace and love to you, LSP. Have a fruitful retreat.

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  4. LindaGJanuary 23, 2017 at 1:11 PM

    Safe trip and God bless you all!

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  5. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 3:42 PM

    Thanks, Brig!

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  6. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 3:42 PM

    Grunt, thanks for the fire order.

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  7. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 3:43 PM

    Thanks, Adrienne. God bless!

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  8. LSPJanuary 24, 2017 at 3:44 PM

    God bless, Linda.

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