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Monday, December 5, 2016

On Patrol



Everyone has their rituals. For John Podesta, for example, that means occult ritual magicke, Satan style, but here at the Compound we choose a different path.




Get up early, put the kettle on and make tea as you answer texts from Putin while scanning for intruders coming through the morning mist. Comms with Vlad closed and perimeter secure, take Blue Fighting Patrol for a walk to the local pick 'n steal and get some coffee.

Sometimes Blue Unmentionable "marks" 1st Baptist and 1st Methodist, sometimes he doesn't. That's up to him, there's no "rule."




Then it's back to base in time for Morning Prayer and none of your newfangled rubbish either, 1928 BCP and thank you very much for a usable psalter. If I was a Roman Catholic it'd be Latin, but that's another story.


A Pair of Thieves

So there you have it, readers, all three of you. The morning ritual. In other news, sources in the Intelligence Community say that the Standing Rock Sioux are fixing to scalp the migrant gangs of hippies that are defiling heir sacred lands. And who can blame them?

Gun rights,

LSP

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8 comments:

  1. LLDecember 5, 2016 at 12:14 PM

    Don't switch over to cocoa. There is a bad precedence, and Blue Avenger could turn on you and rip you to pieces with his bionic teeth.

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  2. EuripidesDecember 5, 2016 at 12:22 PM

    Blue Defender has every right to mark the boundaries of his morning constitutional.

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  3. Old NFODecember 5, 2016 at 2:05 PM

    I used to call my GSD a bladder with hair. He'd mark EVERYTHING on his route as long as it would hold still... Having a good morning 'routine' is a good thing too! :-)

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  4. LSPDecember 5, 2016 at 5:59 PM

    Cocoa!! LL, you're punching below the, er, onesie. And let's see how those implants do on Blue Terminator. Good, I'll wager.

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  5. LSPDecember 5, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    It's no use trying to persuade him otherwise, Euripides...

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  6. LSPDecember 5, 2016 at 6:04 PM

    Old NFO, walking Blue Marker isn't the easiest thing in the world, but I like the routine.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 6, 2016 at 11:00 AM



    At least one of your loyal readers hopes that you don't use that Politician's Blessing: "God bless you. God bless America." Committed Christians long to hear an inclusive blessing: "God bless you. God bless America. And God bless our enemies."

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  8. LSPDecember 6, 2016 at 6:02 PM

    Thanks for the blessing, Anonymous. Question, at what point does God's blessing become a curse to the wicked?

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