Some people don't like Mondays, they feel it brings the whole week down. But we don't feel that way at the Compound. And that's because Monday means Melania Mondays! and a chance for one and all to get an uplifting glimpse of the stylish, attractive and clever First Lady in waiting.
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| Imperial Melania |
So what's the attractive and popular Melania been up to since last Monday? Only forcing the aggressively overweight sapphist, Rosie O'Donnell to apologize for bullying Barron. Well done, Melania, standing up for children everywhere! But there's a cloud on the horizon.
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| Elegant Melania |
Michelle Obama's clothes designers won't make dresses for Melania. Disaster! Or not. Team consensus is that our kind and lighthearted Presidential Consort isn't too threatened by this. Don't ask us why, it's just a feeling, call it "instinct" if you like.
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| Oh my... |
Just think, soon we'll have Melania in the White House, once she's sorted out Barron's schooling. Will that make a difference from what we've been forced to look at for the last eight long years?
You, the readers, be the judge.
LSP
Michelle Obama (and nobody's sure she's a woman), the shrill, angry black woman who never felt proud to be an American until she was First Lady - and then still not much, will be a distant footnote in history.
ReplyDeleteMelania will go down as a classy, beautiful, gracious First Lady and will be remembered.
It'll be soooo nice not to have to see The First Wookie anymore!
ReplyDeleteLL, Michelle was a special kind of "woman", and so's Melania, who is, in fact, a woman.
ReplyDeleteDrjim.... yes, please.
ReplyDeleteWell done. Melania Mondays is a terrific way to get the week started. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteOn a designer note, Melania would never wear ANY of the so called designers who are "boycotting" our first lady. #loosers. Tom Ford, take note: Nobody cares.
ReplyDeleteGlad you like Melania Mondays! BW.
DeleteGood way to start the week, right?
I thought it was pretty funny when that designer said that. I expect Melania has had her own designers for quite some time.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to having her as First Lady, and someone back in the White House who loves and respects America.
May God bless them all.
Linda, I think you're right. I doubt the First Lady's life is going to be ruined by "Tom" Ford... and she says she loves her country.
DeleteSome people think that makes her evil. You know, the same people who give sayanism a pass.
I don't see Melania as someone who finds the services of a designer to be a motivating force in her life. She has never appeared, at least to me, to be that shallow.
ReplyDeleteI've never thought of Melania as shallow, Adrienne. Of course Michelle had to hire all these people to try and make "her" look good. They failed.
DeleteMelania doesn't have that problem.
Ahh, the passing of an era. When Michelle Obama leaves the White House, no more ugly dresses to make fun of. Now where can I go to get new material for my gunny sack jokes?
ReplyDeleteMy life has just gotten harder.
The gunny sack! Fredd, will we look back on that era with fond nostalgia? Somehow I doubt it.
DeleteMichelle's ahem, beauty, stood out on the world stage like a ham sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah
Melania would look sexy in a t-shirt and worn out Levis. Melania would just look like an out of work tranny mechanic with that pot belly and massive ass.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's with this "once she's sorted out Barron's schooling"?
What's to sort out? If public schools were good enough for me and my friends, they're good enough for Barron. And if they're not, his father's the man to fix them!
Put me on the bandwagon, too, Parson. Melania Monday is a great idea. It's just a shame that Blue Aware didn't keep his sight long enough to behold her and try to protect her just once. He would have been a happy dog.
ReplyDeleteLL, I have to agree. As I understand it, Michelle, who may or may not be a woman, went to Harvard, so she's probably underqualified for that trans diesel mechanic slot. Still, looks the part.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, Melania, who is famously kindhearted as well as wise, wants to make her son's transition to DC as smooth as possible. After all, it'll take a couple of months before DJT gets the Capital's schools back online.
ReplyDeleteClimb aboard, Grunt! And yes, Blind Bartimaeus is missing out. Still, her scents the air of Victory.
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