CCTV footage and a witness reconstruction, make Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, a prime suspect in a series of Detroit carjackings.
The most recent attack happened on Sunday at a gas station at McNichols Road and St. Mary’s Street. After purchasing Blunts, the carjackers ran up to a parked vehicle and robbed it's owner.
Carjacker Suspect |
One of the carjackers was captured on in-store video surveillance, which agrees with the victim's description of one of his attackers as, "A balding, Eurolib technocrat, white Caucasian male."
Artist's Reconstruction |
The images and description point to the Archbishop of Canterbury, who was recently involved in a mall brawl in a Detroit suburb and thrown out of a pawn shop on the Motor City's iconic 8 Mile Road.
Justin Welby in Mall Brawl |
Police have appealed for information and warn the public that Welby is potentially dangerous.
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Lock your car next time you go to one of Welby's sermons. He might steal the radio while you're inside.
ReplyDeleteWelby's sermons? Not a safe space.
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