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Monday, June 29, 2015

The Mind of the House of Bishops Bonking


I went searching for the mind of the House of Bishops of the Episcopal Church, and I found it in an atrium, in Salt Lake City.

A Bonking Wind Chime

I heard bonking, somewhere up above me, and looked up. There it was! The mind of the House of Bishops!

The House of Bishops

The bonking wind chimes have just passed Resolution A036, making the marriage canons of their church gender neutral.

Well done, team.

LSP
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8 comments:

  1. MattexianJune 29, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    For *some* reason, I'm reminded of a British comedian commenting on the subject of shag-pile carpets: "What's next? Bonking rugs? Fornicating placemats???"

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  2. LLJune 29, 2015 at 7:53 PM

    Benny Hill could have made something from this...

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  3. AnonymousJune 30, 2015 at 3:17 AM

    The carpet was obviously designed by some one on Acid.

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  4. infidel de manahattaJune 30, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    The carpet? Ah yes the carpet. It makes my stomach feel funny.

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  5. LSPJune 30, 2015 at 11:16 AM

    Anything's possible, Mattexian, here at General Convention.

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  6. LSPJune 30, 2015 at 11:16 AM

    I think you may have a point, LL...

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  7. LSPJune 30, 2015 at 11:17 AM

    maybe it's the carpet, Anonymous, that's twisted their minds.

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  8. UndergroundpewsterJuly 1, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    I think you mean House of Bishops boinking.

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