I like my dog for his ears and sometimes wild eyes. He's a fierce little thing and has a visceral hatred of mail trucks. Though he likes gunfire well enough. In fact he likes that a lot.
He likes to set up on the porch, too. So do I. You meet a lot of the congregation that way and it's better than being cooped up inside. That's what I think and I'm sticking to it.
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Good luck finding Hillary's emails.
God bless,
LSP
It's good for the congregation to see you on your porch, reading from the Good Book, faithful mail-truck-hating Blue Reaper at your side.
ReplyDeleteIt is, people come up and visit -- except the mailman... Good place to clean guns, too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, nothing like shootin' the breeze with those Jehovah's Witness missionaries on the ol' front porch as you daub an oil soaked rag down the barrels of an Ithica over/under 12 gauge...
ReplyDeleteIt just doesn't get any better.
That's the way to do it, undoubtedly.
ReplyDeleteGod bless springtime!
I invite the Jehovah's Witness ladies to come in and get naked (to spur them on to other domiciles). None have taken me up on the offer to date. I hope none of them call what is clearly a bluff. (old crones all)
ReplyDeleteI'm love Fredd's method!
ReplyDeleteThe Lord will provide. I like the photo of Blue on the range. That is one happy hound!
ReplyDeleteOh LL... I've got to make a few phone calls, this is going to fun!
ReplyDeleteLost Johnny's out there, baying at the moon.
ReplyDelete--Kilmister 1977
Gotta love Lemmy, Lukeya. He "cussed me out" on the Portabello Rd, once...
ReplyDeleteThat's a very good solution, Fredd.
ReplyDeleteJenny, I couldn't agree more!
ReplyDeleteOnly a bluff, LL?
ReplyDeleteBlue Gunfire loves the range, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteBrighid, I sense danger...
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