All the polls say Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the World. She's pretty brave and claims she was shot at by snipers, in the Balkans.
If you believe that,
You'll believe anything.
You know, like Benghazi.
She's poor too, by the way.
But what difference does it make?
God bless,
LSP
Her poverty has brought about profound humility. I recommend that your parish send what food and old clothes they may be able to scrounge to her headquarters in Rockefeller Center, NY City.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand women who do that arched eyebrow, wide eyed, gaping mouth "Oh my gosh, I'm so thrilled to see you" shtick. Both Hillary and Mooch do it all the time. So inelegant.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she can replace Brian Williams on NBC nightly news.
ReplyDeleteMany people like her because she's Monica's ex-boyfriend's wife.
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ReplyDeleteThe Obama family currently attends St. John's Episcopal Church. Bill and Hillary Clinton attended there as well from time to time...
ReplyDeleteMichelle Obama was keynote speaker at the 49th African Methodist Episcopal Church's general conference.
I think you need to get in there as the spiritual advisor to these people and set them straight since it would seem that you're in a position to be influential.
These are all good points. But is Hillary "off-world" and simply pretending to be a human being?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised no-one's thought of that.
I'm sure that she and her girlfriend Humma will have a nice quiet evening to celebrate love -- either here or on the Mantis People Planet.
ReplyDeleteIf I was an American I'd most likely be a Dem, in which case I'd be rooting for Warren, who strikes me as an authentic old school progressive rather than an opportunist like Hilary. Enough with the dynasties of Clinton and Bush, although if I was Rep I'd prefer Jeb over the rest of the emerging field. Bit, I"m not American, so I'll politely keep my opinions to myself. :)
ReplyDeleteI like Hillary for her honest poverty, Padre.
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