Thursday, October 16, 2014

Vomitflight. You're Kidding, Right?



What typically happens with Ebola is that you throw up a lot until you die. So when a man died on a flight from Nigeria to JFK, after vomiting his life out, well, people were worried.



But not the CDC. After a "cursory examination" they said there wasn't any danger of Ebola and everything was just fine. Apart from the poor guy who threw up to death in his seat. He wasn't fine, of course.

I guess the CDC is right, just like they were in Dallas. Nothing to worry about here. Except that there is.



Smart African Countries have quarantines in place, unlike the U.S., which says that they encourage the spread of disease.

Sure they do. In Opposite Land.

LSP

6 comments:

  1. It makes absolutely no sense.

    I don't really know how it's being viewed by people in Ground Zero, where you happen to be, but even Texas seems to be in "Chinese Fire Drill" mode.

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  2. It is. I'll be in Dallas today and ask them, "who put the Keystone Kops in charge of this operation?"

    It'd be funny if it wasn't so deadly.

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  3. Remember: while in Dallas, if you see a concerning situation, please do the EXACT OPPOSITE of whatever the authorities are doing.

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  4. I will follow your advice. To the letter.

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