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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Justin Welby Was Bronski Beat?


Rumors have surfaced that the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was a driving force in Great Britain's first ever "gay band," the Bronski Beat.

nasty

Long-lost photos of the 1980s pansexual trio appear to show an already balding but blond Welby posing with members of the smash-hit, gay-wonder pop group.

grinning

Others dismiss the claim. "Justin wasn't hanging out at the bathhouses with Barack and the Communtards," stated one expert on the 1980s, "He was busy 'taking' Africa for its oil. Everyone knows that."

Bronski

Was Welby, Anglicanism's top decision-maker, a member of the boy-band, Bronski Beat? or was he just a New World Order Illuminati shill for Elf Oil?

Rough Trade

Kick out the Jams.

LSP


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14 comments:

  1. LLOctober 26, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    I'll bet if you put a microphone in front of him, he'd start crooning, lyrics to "Close to the Edge". Pity really that somebody didn't shove him.

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  2. LSPOctober 26, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    I know. Nasty. And that's just the "music".

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  3. LSPOctober 26, 2014 at 7:52 PM

    Welby. What a sock-puppet.

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  4. LLOctober 27, 2014 at 2:07 AM

    I thought that he was the vicar of Christ on Earth?

    Doesn't he call himself that?

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  5. LSPOctober 27, 2014 at 6:09 AM

    He prefers the "just call me Justin" approach to titles...

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  6. Dyslexic DeaconOctober 27, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    Aren't you confusing people by misspelling Abp Justsin Wobbly's name?

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  7. LSPOctober 27, 2014 at 12:38 PM

    Thast our Justsin!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 27, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    "Don't leave me this way?" - Oh the irony!

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  9. EuripidesOctober 27, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    See, this is why I don't trust any person in power, politician or clergy. Power is the soul killer.

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  10. LSPOctober 27, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    And the beat goes on, Anonymous.

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  11. LLOctober 27, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    At least he has rhythm... which will serve him well both sexually with his catamites and with his music. You never know. He may step down from his position at the pulpit and Blues Brothers the band back together, saying "the Penguin sent me".

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  12. LSPOctober 27, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    But Euripides, surely you trust Justin?

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  13. EuripidesOctober 27, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    Nope. I can't even trust Justin. Anyone who puts identity politics and bad music over God deserves to be excoriated.

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  14. LSPOctober 27, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    Good rhythm point LL and Euripides, I have to agree.

    Just because "Justin" made a few so-called "hits" in the '80s with a pervy little boy-band, doesn't necessarily qualify him as an Archbishop.

    Sorry, but it doesn't.

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