Long known as a gang of evil clowns, Episcopal Church bishops are terrorizing France, randomly attacking unsuspecting pedestrians and motorists.
In Montpelier, an Episcopal Church bishop was seen attacking a man with what appeared to be an iron bar and in Bethune, one of the scary bishops was seen chasing children with a stick.
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| A Couple of Clowns |
In a similar incident, gangs of "clowns" were reported to be "wandering around" the port of Agde.
"These 'bishops' have been mostly spotted outside schools, but also on public roads, in bushes, in a square. Their targets are often young children or teenagers, but also adults," said a police source in northern France.
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| Terrifying |
The recent spate of attacks by sinister Episcopalian clowns has been met with some resistance, as citizens band together for protection against the creepy marauders. French police have appealed for calm.
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Fear of Episcopalian Bishops is known as coulrophobia.
It is entirely justified.
LSP
Are they so hard up that they have to steal national flags from flagpoles and sew them into garments?
ReplyDeleteThey call it "patriotism." I call it thieving. And sinister.
ReplyDeleteThe Fetish of Clowns must be removed from the ether.
ReplyDeleteI know. The problem is, they're dug in real deep.
ReplyDeleteMaybe phosphorous is the way forward...