Thanks to a bold life-partnership between gay rights pressure group, Stonewall, and the Church of England (COE), tough new guidelines are being sent to church schools, forbidding anti-gay discrimination.
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| How Very Triple Gay |
The 72 page report forbids COE pupils from using the word "gay" in a derogatory manner. Students will no longer be able to make homophobic statements like, "Your fish miter is really gay," or, "Plundering African oil and then becoming an Archbishop is so gay, Justin."
Saying that women bishops are "gay" will also be forbidden, as will discriminatory comments about England being run by an elitist "pink mafia" of privileged Old Etonians.
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| Women Bishops Aren't Gay |
Instead, Church of England schoolchildren will be taught to "revere" and "honour" the hundreds and thousands, perhaps many millions, of oppressed Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual and Transgendered (LGBT) pupils who labour under the harsh yoke of intolerance and oppression.
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| Stonewall Jackson |
You can read all about it here and don't make the bad mistake of confusing "Stonewall" with the real one, who was a hero.
Cheers,
LSP
Its "Stonewall" Jackson - not his real name and note typo.
ReplyDeletemust fire my copy editors.
ReplyDeleteGag...
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth...
ReplyDeleteI think that the proper term these days is "Your fish miter - no homo".
ReplyDeleteOt's what I heard
As in, "No homo, Welby, nice fish cope."
ReplyDeleteMost definitely banned from COE schools.
I just finished reading a biography of Stonewall.
ReplyDeleteHowever whenever I think of him I am reminded of Jack Palance's line from Shane:
"I'm saying that Stonewall Jackson was trash himself. Him and Lee and all the rest of them rebs. You, too."
Good movie.
Will make a point of revisiting Shane.
ReplyDeleteIf you meet a liturgical clown on the road, kill it.