Lone Star Parson

God, Guns, Church & Country Life in Texas & Anything Else I Care to Think of.

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Saturday, February 20, 2016

The Face of The Worldwide Anglican Non-Communion Found on Mars?

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A mysterious monument on Mars may be evidence that the Worldwide Anglican Non-Communion (WANC), has gone "off-planet." ...
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Friday, February 19, 2016

Spot The Defense Minister, Old But Gold

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Trick question, they all are ! I know, it's an old joke but somehow it seems weirdly relevant. Good luck, Europe. God bless, ...
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Thursday, February 18, 2016

Keep Your Hat On!

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How do you keep your cowboy hat on? Staples. But seriously, there you are, riding along, and you pick up a canter and then a gallop, ...
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Worldwide Anglican Non-Communion Update!!

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There you are, scanning the perimeter at first light, ears wide open for the slightest noise, which is an utter waste of time because...
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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Get on The Horse

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You can be a sad determinist or some variety of Calvinist and believe that everything is preordained. I chose to exercise my freew...
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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Russians Love Obama

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Those mischievous Russians are at it again. Do these pranksters know no shame?!? And is it true that smoking kills more people than O...
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Hillary Clinton Barks Like a Dog

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Here's Hillary, barking like a dog. Please, someone, indict this creature and get it back in the 'pound. LSP
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Monday, February 15, 2016

The Gun is Not a Pet

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Guns aren't pets to be looked at, stroked and patted on the head, even if you do love them. No, they're tools, machines built...
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Presidents Day!

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Here's a helpful infographic for Presidents Day, see if you can spot the odd men out.  While you reflect on that, ponder another m...
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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Temptation in the Wilderness, Giant Donkey

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In today's Gospel, Christ is tempted by Satan in the wilderness, at the peak of which he's taken to the top of a mountain and...
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Saturday, February 13, 2016

Follow The Unicorn

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The Unicorn is a cuddly, velvety beast, full of rapturous promise and delight. "Follow me, over the rainbow of dreams," whi...
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Don't go to a Liturgical Dance, Ride Instead

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You wake up, it's a beautiful day and you think to yourself, "I know, I'll go to a liturgical dance!" Resist that ...
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