Lone Star Parson

Shocking new evidence appears to show the small but aggressively transsexual Church of England disappearing into a portal in Yakutia,...

Trash Check it out, a piece of trash I found in the street as I was walking Blue Steak Eater. There it was, lying in the gutter, along...

You can ride your unicorn over the rainbow as you listen to Give Peace a Chance , like a thieving two-bit hippy, or you can get down t...

Detroit police have released photos of a larceny suspect from the crime plagued city’s west side, to help investigators find the man w...

We've done Hanukkah and it was awesome, but now it's time for some Advent lights. Well, I guess they're the same as Christma...

Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, was thrown out of a pawn shop on Detroit's famous 8 Mile Road. "This guy came in he...