Lone Star Parson

  OK, there's only so much Taylor Swift Jihad, Rwandan savagery, Big Brother Rainbow Stasi, US Clownshow politics a man can take. So wha...

  Calm down, everything's normal. All's well. This is totally not the end of Western Civ amd we're not living through a massive ...

I know, some of you aren't very keen on owning boats and I don't have one. Neither did Jesus, curiously, which is why he used P...

Here's the thing about the Torpedo. It works. I don't know why, I'm not an expert, but perhaps it's the spitting noise...