Back in the Metrosprawl and lending filial support to Ma LSP, who's recovering from a nasty spinal fracture. Thank God for that. Still, there's a bit of time to keep one eye open on the unfolding geostrat news cycle and, amidst the turbulence, static and who-knows-what of it all, one thing at least is clear. Being Supreme Leader of Iran has to be the worst job opportunity in the world.
Imagine the advert, "Candidates for this role must be related to the last Supreme Leader and have a death wish. Position comes with mansion in London, should you survive to use it." Or something like that. Remarkably, Mojtaba Kamenei appears to have stepped up to the plate only, if reports are true, to have lost his leg in an airstrike and shortly after his life.
In related news, the most unpopular Prime Minister in the history of history, Two Tier Kier (2TK) remains in power over the Sceptered Isle. For how much longer, maybe until we've freed another island, Cuba, from Communist oppression? But perhaps the Royal Navy will defend the island nation from attack or, as one social media wit put it, "The Royal Navy's like the wine cellar at White's, never out of port."
Cheers,
LSP
Will the Royal Navy set sail in defense of Communist Cuba? They could send the Caliphate's ship. Will Ayatollah Junior relocate to Britain where he'd be welcomed as the Caliph of the UK? Will the King and his court go into exile in Cuba?
ReplyDeleteDoubt England will go with Cuba. Seriously doubt Cuba will let them come.
DeleteBut Bermuda is looking good as an escape for King Chuck.
Read somewhere that the 'Tolla was sworn in, actually his card-board cutout was sworn in. If so, that's some serious level of asshattery.
ReplyDeleteAh, who cares. Send in a company or two of Seabees with a battalion of Devil Dogs to cover their asses to the uranium enrichment sites, destroy all, then pack up and go home. Let the inhabitants of the areas go back to killing each other like they have since forever.
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