Monday, March 16, 2026

Everything About Him Is Dumb

  


Everything about him is dumb and evil



His utterly corrupt hair



His devil grin


And everything rainbow grifting else. But no wonder Gavin's grinning, he's worth a nifty socialist $30 million, which ain't shabby, even for a Democrat. Massive piles of corrupt cash notwithstanding, do you remember when enterprising Gavin spoke to a group of African Americans the other day and told them, “I’m no better than you. You know, I’m a 960 SAT guy… you’ve never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech.” 

Apparently Gavin's listeners are no more capable of reading than their Governor, so it's a very good thing neither have to show an ID to vote. They're too dumb, you see.

Cheers,

LSP

6 comments:

  1. He wouldn't win without a stacked deck. And the Republicans weren't vigilant enough so we have the poltroon in charge.

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  2. Something, something, Satan always was the most hansome, Morningstar, something something.

    Ah, Morningstar. Really makes me laugh every time I see a package of veggie-meat with the Morningstar brand on it. Literally it's the Devil's food.

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  3. Poor little rich kid trying to be just like.......somebody he's not.

    Used to be a comic book and TV show about a different rich kid named Richie Rich and his dog Cadbury that was a lot funnier than this guy.

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