It's America's popular and glamorous First Lady's birthday today, and here at the Compound we're celebrating. Long may she reign, well into 2028. Do you remember the last iteration, Dr. Jill? Here, have a look:
And then there was the Lightbringer's, ahem, wife, "Michelle." Don't say field negro highly attractive. How fashion swooned over this beautiful example of elegant wymxnhood:
Was anyone fooled? Some were, the same people who tripled up on their vax 'n mask and called Trump a Kremlin agent. The very same people who told you to believe in The Science, all the while transing their kid. Coz biology has nothing to do with gender and if you think differently you're a literal Nazi. National Socialism aside, what d'ye think of 47's photo in the Eternal City with El Cocainsky?
As you ponder this curious issue, do spare a thought for our longsuffering and beautiful First Lady.
Your Pal,
LSP
A class act!
ReplyDeleteYes, WSF!
DeleteWay more intelligent and educated and beautiful than Jackie K-O. Yet the Left keep telling us she's dull and bland and not that good looking.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Christmastide to see Melania bringing class and taste back into the White House decorations.
Same here, Beans. Well said.
DeleteMelania is the sort of woman who was born to be First Lady. America has had a line of trashy women in that role from the former babysitter, Jill Biden to Big Mike, who looks more and more like an old black man as the unforgiving sand flows through the hourglass.
ReplyDeleteLL! You wax lyrical. Just imagine the ravages of time upon the visage of the Light Bringer's consort.
DeleteOn second thoughts, don't.
I will never forget the video of Big Mike chowing down at a dinner of some sort for the "higher ups." She was hunched over the table shoveling the food in like a field hand (no insult to field hands intended.)
ReplyDeleteAnd "Dr." Jill has never been seen in anything other than ill fitting rumpled clothes with patterns that make the drapes gasp in shock.
Melania, on the other hand, is rarely photo'd or videoed eating. Smart! And her clothes are so perfectly tailored that she always looks perfect.
Perfectly put, Adrienne.
DeleteDr., ahem, Jill was a rumpled mess. Field became a multi-millionaire.
Perhaps Melania has a score to settle.