Sunday, November 3, 2024

The War

 


I hope you all made it to Mass today, but en lieu of brunch and bloodies perhaps you've noticed how Zelensky's winning the war so hand over fist. There's hardly a day when Putinist Autocrat forces don't flee before the gaily rainbow colored armored, ahem, fist, of Ukraine.


Why is Inge Ley in the post?!?

Last time I checked, UNICORN FORCE was advancing in all sectors, by 1000s of kilometers, cubed, much to the dismay of EVIL AUTOCRAT PUTIN. Take that, you KGB NAZI. Yep, and this is typical of GRU PSYOPS, not only have the Russkies captured a presidential candidate and a world leader, they've also prepped the info field against "La," our truly American joy candidate. Yeah, thanks a lot, Kremlin, for messing that up.


Look, here she is again


Regardless, we persevere, and if we have to kill a few pet squirrels in the process so be it. A small if furry price to pay. So c'mon, let's finally be free of Fascism. Defeat NAZI Trump. I mean to say, he wants our country to have an actual border, what a total National Socialist, ask Inge.

Obey Your Rulers,

LSP


**** FACT CHECK ****

Contrary to the wild claims made in this inaccurate and misleading post, the Ukrainian army is not advancing but continues to lose ground. Also, Donald Trump is not a Nazi in the pay of the Kremlin and a country having a border doesn't equate to Fascism.


7 comments:

  1. I like what the Iranian Ambassador said at the UN when he was accused of interfering in the US Elections: 'Our Government can barely meet its own payroll, you think we're paying foreign politicians?' That's food for thought, really. No matter who wins this 'election,' American policy towards Russia, China, or Iran won't change one iota. The billionaires who've been donating to both parties want their payoffs, and they'll have the final say.

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    1. Night Wind, I hate to be a doomer, but yes.

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  2. I think you forgot your sarcasm tags for some of that. Either that or the real LSP has been kidnapped and replaced by.....?

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  3. If Trump succeeds tomorrow, I expect a outbreak of peace in Ukraine and Gaza / Lebanon.

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  4. Admit it! You deliberately misspelled it “Zelensky” when it’s actually Zelenskyy (or Zelenskiy). But not Zelensky. That’s a sign of profound disrespect. I denounce your anti coke-dwarfitism. Shame!

    You know how they used to say “If Yasser Arafat got a shave and put on decent clothes he’d have his own country by now”? Maybe President Zelenskyy should ditch the olive drab track suit and put on a suit like a normal national leader. Heck, if someone starts a GoFundMe for the man I’ll chip in a tenner. [tasteless joke about buying him a Hugo Boss suit redacted — you’re welcome]

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