Thursday, November 7, 2024

Billie Eilish Hates El Senor

 


Superstar pop genius celebrity Billie Eilish hates El Senor Trump and accused him of being a "predator" who "so, so hates women" at a pop concert in Nashville in November.

"Now a person who is a convicted... uh, so many things ... let's say a convicted predator, let's say that, someone who hates women so, so deeply is about to be president of the United States of America," said the talented, popular singer songwriter.



Self-proclaimed rainbow bisexual Eilish's superstar socialist net worth is an estimated $53 MN. Not shabby. Maybe Billie will use her millions to move from her Malibu mansion to somewhere more congenial, away from predator Trump; perhaps to Mayfair to join Cher?

Your Friend,

LSP


20 comments:

  1. She's just another Media Whore, and I'm not so sure about the "Media" part.....

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  2. Billie Eilish is what you get when herpes evolves into human form. If you take your political advice or opinion from such a vacuous twat, you should familiarize yourself with the work of Dr. Kevokian.

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    1. Ritchie, I was largely unaware of "Billie" 'til yesterday. Vogue's obviously gone right downhill.

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  3. It would take an electron microscope to find the degree to which this person is relevant and/or meaningful to my life, outlook, emotional well-being and general state of happiness or the lack thereof.

    This person's Wikipedia article is instructive for anyone wishing to know how she came to be such a whiny little (rhymes with itch). Yet another reason to not trust anyone under 30. Exception for SGT LSP, Jr., of course.

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    1. SGT LSP Jr's doing pretty well, Wild, and looks to be aiming at a Commission, of course he's inspired by 47 unlike, say, "Billie."

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  4. Heard the name. So she's a singer? Of what? And does she think anyone cares what she thinks.

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    1. glasslass, she's bizarrely rich. I discovered that yesterday. Hopefully none of my music pals are involved in that operation...

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  5. And I care why?

    Coincidentally, I responded to a tweet by Barbara Streisand and I got blocked. Weee! Having fun throwing salt in the wounds of Box Wine Cat Ladies everywhere.

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    1. Well done Beans! So Streisand's still a thing?

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    1. LL, Billie's an incredibly talented genius popstar, who's incredibly rich. Apparently.

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  7. "B.E. Hates El Senor" - So.

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  8. Why is she, a presumably whytte persyn of non-color, dressed like a safety-conscious (high-viz) negro rapper? A negro wearing a prophylactic on zir head.

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    1. It's kinda disturbing, Mike. Mind you, 53MN$ at a young age might make a persyn kinda weird. There is that.

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  9. Surely, I'm not the only one who noticed that it's wearing a penis on it's dome...

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