Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Texas is Awesome Liturgical Dance is Not

 



It's great to be back in Texas where there's no liturgical dance outside of Austin, just all this big sky threatening rain, yes please, and dusty roads. But maybe this angers you, maybe you want liturgical dance. Here, have a look:




Beautiful, isn't it. Not unlike a Clown Mass, on reflection. Check it out:




And they're wondering why the Church of England is dying, which it is. No wonder, the people in charge of the operation don't believe in the Faith they're paid to promote. Witness subsequent clownshow. Is there a solution? Always.

Years ago, I celebrated a wedding in rural England, just a kid, and some ne'er do wells crossed me afterwards in the churchyard, "We're from the old religion," they said, and I paused, "So you're Roman Catholics? Perhaps you like Chesterton?"





They did, curiously, and we got along just fine, despite their Fuhrer having flicked a dead rat at me over the grave of a county worthy. Regardless, solution?

Return, steadfast to the Faith, regardless of denom, and say NO to the godless NWO. I tell you kids, it's dark v. light right now. Rise to the challenge.

Your Pal,

LSP



12 comments:

  1. Meanwhile, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor, none whatsover, and I am ashamed of myself for even suggesting such a thing, that Pope Francis will suppress the FSSP and mandate that liturgical dance must now be included in all masses.

    It's for the people you see. Modernization and all that. Nothing to do with aging hippies from the 60s trying to relive their glory years.

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    1. Exactly, Infidel. The more we demolish the Faith the more we build it. Not unlike US border policy, when you think of it or any other leftist trick.

      Phil Lesh is dead.

      RIP, even if he was kinda dorky.

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    2. Phil was indeed dorky. But Box of Rain has always been one of my favorite Dead songs. Besides he looked like a cross between my father and my brother-in-law, so I always had a soft spot for Phil. RIP.

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  2. Liturgical dance music selection for the CofE: "Dancing Queen."

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    1. Good call, pewster! I might have to quote you.

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  3. And that same type of unifying drove me from my church. No, just no.

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  4. No dog in that particular fight. See where the RC has a dust up in Ft Worth involving some Sisters. Any thoughts on that?

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    1. WSF, I've been partially following the story and feel the bishop's after a land grab but I could be wrong -- stay tuned.

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  5. "...maybe you want liturgical dance."

    Thank you for the kind offer, but I'll pass on that LSP.

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    1. Ahem, DOS. Are you sure you're not a dangerous Gregorian chant extremist?

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