Monday, June 17, 2024

Clubland Forever

 


An old friend asked me over drinks at the Club, "I say, are you a, a... a Putinist?" and I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "Do you think whipping P. Riot was a good thing and that a flat 13% tax is a bad thing, to say nothing of supporting the Church? Perhaps you're on the risible side of Jarvis Cocker and the rest of the Trans Rainbow GloboHomo collective."


Damme, Guinea on the Monkey and Twice as Fast

My friend, who learns Sanskrit by way of hobby, replied, "Maybe you need to grow up, so-called 'LSP.'" I looked at him, silhouetted by Midlothian axes and life-sized marble statues of Gladstone, "My dear fellow, I'm afraid that boat's already sailed."

Clubland forever,

LSP

2 comments:

  1. There will be a clubland series at VM. Maybe not soon, but soon enough. Will you be impressed? That's a question for the ages. The blog must go on.

    Meanwhile - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zUOv1zoP8

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  2. Looking forward to that, LL, along with an invite to the SFC. Which is highly exalted, obviously. My places aren't so... specialized, but not bad for all that.

    I look forward to the day when we can all meet up at the NatLib in Whitehall and have fun. On me, of course.

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