Saturday, October 28, 2023

Flotsam And Jetsam


Jetsam, noun, unwanted material or goods that have been thrown overboard from a ship and washed ashore, especially material that has been discarded to lighten the vessel.


Flotsam and jetsam, floating wreckage and unwanted goods thrown off the vessel of modern life. There's a lot of it about, in no particular order:



Harvard, Satan's Vatican



Madonna, Queen of Pop



Justsin Welby, titular head of WANC (Worldwide Anglican Non-Communion)



The sheer genius of Yoko




And liturgical dance, which is so very loved by all

Don't get me wrong, this isn't an exhaustive list, just a snapshot. Feel free to chime in.

Cheers,

LSP

4 comments:

  1. Ummm...LSP- What have we done to deserve those photos?


    I will note that Yoko has a fine set of teeth and Madonna better not stand too close to a hot stove or she'll melt like a Nazi in "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

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  2. Theme from the Jetsam's

    Meet George Jetsam.
    His apostate boy Welby.
    Daughter Madona - uck!
    Yoko his shrieking wife.

    And remember, George pushed buttons at Spacely SPROCKETS not SOCKETS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX27AfOEYGc

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  3. Wild, outsanding verse!

    And thanks for the link, I'd forgotten that. Nice one.

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