BUSTED

An autistic Yorkshire teenager was arrested on Monday outside her home after telling a police persyn that she looked like a lesbian. How dare that 16-year-old female autist, who may or may not have been drinking, insult Rainbow Uk's thin rainbow line? I know you're outraged, as are we all, but the actual crime?

are you a lesbian? surely not

West Yorkshire Police tell all, suspicion of a "homophobic public order offence." There it is, "homophobic public order offense." Don't you dare, people of Yorkshire, say anything remotely rainbow offensive in public or you're going down, you hate speech word criminals.

you kinda look like a lesbian

Quite right too, and imagine how much better it'll be when there's no more cash, only facially verified central bank digital tokens. Step outta line? Criticize your beloved rulers? Sorry, hate speaker, no more buying power for you.

are you totally sure you're not a lesbian?

What a beautiful future and you'll note CS Lewis writes about it in The Abolition of Man and That Hideous Strength.  Get rid of spiritual, non-material value such as beauty, love, mercy, truth and reason and what are you left with? Not very much except demonic insanity and its insatiable pursuit of power.

We're against all that at the Compound. In the meanwhile, the hate speech criminal is out on bail. I tell you, punters, this kind of thing will come to a point.

Your Friend,

LSP